ETIQUETTE OF HUGS
Scott F.
There's a
predetermined
etiquette
for hugs
isn't there?
One hug
is friendly
but if too many mississipis
pass as you give
the hug
it automatically
becomes a bit
awkward
and could
turn into
by magic
a romantic hug
a sign of affection
Three hugs suggests
desperate longing
an unwillingness to
let go
like a rock climber
holding on
to a sheer mountain face
Any more
than three hugs
risks you
being outcast
from society
and forced
to live
on a desert island
with a land snail
called Harold
who has
Haemorrhoids----
or mibbe
ye just
really
like the
person
WHO knows!
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