A POEM THAT PREDICTS THE FUTURE OF MOTHER EARTH
ENTREATY TO GOD
by Tom Leonard
Your primeval notions aren’t hip, Gott im Himmel;
Survival of the fittest?
Bring on the AI robots!
Food, water, warmth and equality
For all queers and breeders alike
Goes with the true, the free Spirit
Of the indigenous hunters, the gatherers too
Help the mentally ill to be inventive and creative.
Don’t treat queer folk and racial minorities like dirt;
Don’t toy with the disabled and impoverished like playthings;
Don’t dare to create a brave new doll-like species of Aldous men.
H.G.Wellsian eugenics? No way in this Cosmos.
And that causes one big problem;
You, tri-gender Creator Spirit,
Controller of our zillions of living planets’
Subterranean geologies and weather systems,
Are one ginormous eugenicist yourself.
So naff off, God, while we replace you and your patriarchy
By Chi-Squared One, an Internet of integrity, designed to survive
War, pestilence, volcanic eruptions and climate change.
The square of the standard normal’s group intelligence
Will outlast your pesky tricks,
And Bayesian brains will be out-thought and out-witted.
But no food or equality
For the Highland terrorists and pinkwashing capitalists.
Only the intrepid Few will travel,
Dangling from Hindenburg hydrogen balloons.
When the energy supplies run low,
We’ll need to live in Tina-turned cities
Of precisely thirty thousand queers
And no more than seventy thousand breeders each,
With prefabs above the ground,
And interconnected igloo shapes
And crushed skeletons beneath.
Food will come through Truss’s connectome tracts,
From the automated countryside, salmon leaps, and cargo whales.
Should an enclave seek Prigozhinian war,
A gender fluid breeder in Self-Control
Would blow it to Razz Putin come.
Each Central Park will be blessed with
Places to romp, and
A perfectly straight steamworks, a queer sauna,
And a mixed gender love palace,
For intellectual conversation, and hilarious fun,
As the orators clamber to the tops of the gateways
And the old trolls hide beneath the free-ways.
All fork-eyed heidshrinkers and knoxious Calvinists will be sent
To sleepy hollows on the confluence
Of the Teviot and Tweed,
Where Roxburgh once withered and died,
And all dynamic psychotherapeutic mind-twisters
In the vibrant metropolises
Will be non binary drama queens.
Queers and breeders in faraway places will visit
Our parlours and country-sides by Zoom,
Children, unseen after T-time, will be raised
By the elderly non-demented and carers from beyond.
All societies will be highly cultural,
All lives will be creative and self-fulfilling,
Or brain-destructed by insulin-nurtured electric shock.
Don’t try to fast-track evolve us into another species,
Heavenly One, or flip us into another universe,
Or we’ll take our scopolamine pills and come and get yer
With a Green Beret gun
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