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Saturday 18 April 2015

DOUGHNUT GROYNE BY BRIGHTON PIER: A MYSTICAL EXPERIENCE FOR SOME

 
DOUGHNUT GROYNE BY BRIGHTON PIER: A MYSTICAL EXPERIENCE FOR SOME

    Update: My ministry to North Edinburgh Quakers 22nd September 2019:

   Four years ago Thomas and I were visiting the Doughnut Groyne near Brighton Pier when the International Space Station flew by immediately above us, in the the night, a mystical experience, During the week I have watched various images of politicians attending party conferences walking  around Thomas and my old haunts on Brighton Seafront. I can only hope that they have a mystical experience too. 






                                                        DOUGHNUT GROYNE

                                                       

                                                        Thomas Hoskyns Leonard

                                                                19th April 2015


                                           Two hundred yards west of Brighton Pier,
                                         
                                           Have no doubt, have no fear,

                                           That's where in my will I'd said

                                           Should they my ashes spread.

                                           So south from Embro did we go
                                     
                                           To stay in Wayne's Place in full flow;

                                           And on the first dark night Brighton Beach

                                            Like a delicious peach did we reach;

                                           And two hundred yards did we pace

                                            To see where I'd kick the trace.


                                            Lo! What a coincidence did we perceive

                                            There on a drystone dyke stood a doughnut brand new

                                            A sphere turned into a torus

                                            Through which the world to view

                                            As if through the eye of a brontosaurus.

                                            Two hundred yards west of Brighton Pier

                                            No further and yet no more near

                                            Stood that immortal groyne,
                                       
                                            Worth ever the zillionth coin;

                                            The doughnut a Universe in itself

                                            Under the gaze of a big green elf.

                                   
                                            'My grandson will spread my ashes here' I sighed.
     
                                            'In sight of what's left of the grand West Pier.'

                                            But behold a mightier coincidence, in the skies!

                                            'There's the International Space Station!' Thomas cried

                                            And the bright light above like Beth'lem's star did shine

                                            As Venus herself to the right sipped wine.

                                            And I to my good Lord gave praise

                                            Since here to the Pearly Gates would he me raise;

                                            And my Resurrection would my dear relatives faze.

                                            Oh happy, happy Heaven.

                                            Here comes the once rustic lad from Devon.

                                            Shot of his limp, his haze, and his temporizing

                                            To a grand new dimension bravely rising

                                            Renewed zest and joy forthwith enterprising.

                                         


                                         


                                     

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