Wednesday, 25 November 2015
THE FISH ROT FROM THE TOP DOWN (in 120 words)
"So what's happening on Earth?" inquired the Crown Oligarch, Princess Natasha of Qinsatorix, thwacking her husband;s posterior with a dragon's whip. (21 words)
"The Duke of Edinburgh broke his neck on a waterslide and had to be destroyed," moaned Prince Hamlet of Denmark, lashing out at a dorgi-corgi, "and the Russians are bombing Ankara."
"Goodie gumdrops! I'll tell the Imperial Chamberlain to super-carrion the Saudis another billion gold pieces, That should stir everything up." (21 words)
"Why don't you send the Brits a battle fleet of UFOs? It would be fun watching them dominating their world again." (21 words)
"What a masterly way of trumping those dreadful Yanks! Aha! Here come the Sirens from Syracuse! Now for the Greek orgy and royal crotch kicking." (24 words)
"Not again! Aaaaaargh!!" (3 words).