THE TRUE OLYMPIANS---A CALL TO ARMS !!

                             
                                       THE TRUE OLYMPIANS---A CALL TO ARMS !!

                                                           Thomas Hoskyns Leonard


                                                       

                       

                                   Blue Cameron and his fellow amassholes

                                   Sat with the pedotwats on their chamberpots

                                   In sorry Westminster,

                                   Unredeeming their souls,

                                   Deciding how their cuts to best administer

                                   To send the disabled from their kindly homes

                                   Into homes where Lucifer forever roams.

                                  Outside the forces of good were forever gathering,

                                  In wheelchairs, on crutches, not expecting a splattering.

                                  While Cameron in the Commons picked his arse,

                                  The true Olympians turned the Mets into a ridiculous farce.

                                  Breaking through the ante-chambers,

                                  They performed all sorts of capers,

                                  And rushed forwards Black Rod's door to break,

                                  Casting the Janners aside like an encroaching snake.

                                  But the Feds took their psych meds

                                  And turned upon the noble throng,

                                  Crushing them without prayer or song.

                                  But the legless and otherwise disabled

                                  Are our true heroes who have enabled

                                  The blind to see and the hearts to pour

                                  Humanity upon this stricken nation once more.

                                  Let us strike the eugenics consortium down while the iron is hot

                                  Or we'll never, in our Monsanto-induced haze, know what's what

                                  A Call-to-Arms, that is what the brave paraplegics called.

                                  Let us all take to the streets until Kafka's Castle falls.


                     

                                            SONG---BROTHERS IN ARMS

                            From Mary Maddock of Cork, Ireland, our noble sister in arms